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1997 Action Aliens! Arabian Prince asian hotties bad hygiene basically unwatchable being meta for the sake of being meta Bob Dole boring breasts Cock-Blocked By Jesse Jackson comedy confusing Dennis Quaid dirty peeps Drama drunk as a skunk evil machines take over the world fat guy using virtual reality to be a foxy chick featuring Billy Zane Goth Night hail satan! holy fuck! Horror House of Pain I have nothing funny to say about this film incoherent Kevin Bacon killed by chains killed by flames killed by hooligans killed by household objects killed by rampaging wild animals leather pants Mad as Hell man-eating eels mommy fucks too much necroing old reviews 2k9 Oakland Raiders fans obvious Revenge Sci-Fi Seafood smell yo dick somehow this was successful some shit is happening soundtrack featuring 80s butt rock straight whiskey stupid The Punisher Thinly-Veiled Social Commentary this movie seemed better when I was twelve Thriller trying to set the world record for most uses of the word fuck and its derivatives in a review Uwe Boll vampires! Worst Vacation Ever wtf? your friends are actually your enemies