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1997
A Nice Seafood Dinner
About That Time
abundant nudity
Action
Action/Sci-Fi
Affairs with Demons
Agonizing
aliens
Aliens!
Angels
animated
apocalypse
Arabian Prince
asian hotties
Asparagus
attacked by snakes
awful dialog alert
bad hygiene
basically unwatchable
Bathed In Blood
being meta for the sake of being meta
biblical
Billy Zane
blatant symbolism
blue guys
Bob Dole
boobies
boring
Brad Pitt
breasts
brooding
Bunnies
Can’t Polish A Turd
check out my flashy camera tricks baby!
Cock-Blocked By Jesse Jackson
collaborative reviewing FTW
comedy
Comic-Book Adaptations
confusing
Crazy Town
Creative Naming Alert!
crying
Dances With Wolves
demons
Dennis Quaid
directed by Uwe Boll
dirty peeps
Drama
drinking games
Drooling
drunk as a skunk
egregious stereotyping
Electric Youth
emo
evil machines take over the world
evil secret society plotting to take over the world
fat guy using virtual reality to be a foxy chick
featuring Billy Zane
featuring random midget
female masturbation material
Flashbacks
France!
French!
George Clooney
Giant Octopus
girl-on-girl action
Goats
goes on forever for no discernable reason
Good Holiday Fun
Good Like Sunkist
Goth Night
Gross Misuse Of Spell-Check
guns
hail satan!
headache inducing
holy fuck!
Holy Hell
Horror
Horses
House of Pain
I have nothing funny to say about this film
I missed the first 20 minutes of this and that made it better
I watched this 2 years ago and am writing this from memory
IN 3-D!
incoherent
Insulting Stereotypes
James Cameron
Jeff Bridges
Jeffrey Tambor Sighting
John McClane
Kate Beckinsale
Kevin Bacon
Kevin Costner
kicks ass
killed by appliances
killed by car wash
killed by chains
killed by escalator
killed by flames
killed by hooligans
killed by household objects
killed by lawnmower
killed by pool drain
killed by power tools
killed by rampaging wild animals
killed by satanic butt rocker
killed by tire
killed by truck
Lawnmower Deth
leather pants
Leave It To Beaver
Longest Review Ever
Lorenzo Lamas
LSD influenced ESP
Mad as Hell
Man eating snakes
man-eating eels
Meh
men without shirts
Mexican Beer
Michael Bolton
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mommy fucks too much
Morgan Freeman
Movies That Make Me Want To Kick Puppies
mullet!
necroing old reviews 2k9
No Minority Group Is Safe
Oakland Raiders fans
Obnoxious Children
obvious
Oi Guvna!
One Man Mad As Hell
Oodles of Noodles
Overly-Graphic Violence
PBR 30-rack
Penultimate definition of “Low Budget”
Physics = Bullshit
poor choices
Post Apocalyptic
Post-Apocalyptic
Pretentious Dialogue
pyro
Questionable
Random FAIL
redundant
Revenge
Revisionist History
Russian Mafia
sac tags
Sci-Fi
science fiction
Seafood
sex
sex in the forest
sexual tension
sluts!
smell yo dick
snake based apocalypse
sock puppets
some shit is happening
somehow this was successful
soundtrack featuring 80s butt rock
Stereotypes Like Whoa!
straight whiskey
stupid
Stupidity
Tara Reid
teens
Testing
the house wins which means that eveyone else loses
The Punisher
Thinly-Veiled Social Commentary
This Might Not Have Been *Exactly* The Way It Went Down
This Might Not Have Been Exactly The Way It Went Down
this movie seemed better when I was twelve
threat of sequels
Thriller
Tom Petty
Tough Guy Antics
Tron
trying to set the world record for most uses of the word fuck and its derivatives in a review
Upbeat
Uwe Boll
vampires!
Want My $8.50 Back
War
Worst Vacation Ever
wtf?
Yanni
your friends are actually your enemies
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necroing old reviews 2k9
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