Snake Eyes (1998)

 

FIGHT NIGHT! The hurricane is on and that sucks but we’re not going to let that stop us, look it’s the Secretary of Defense, hey we’re in the casino and now I’m Nicholas Cage and now I’m on TV and EVERYONE LOVES POSTIETOASTIE and now I punch you and take your money and LOOK THAT GUY and I sing my happy song all day long and ASS and now I’m gong over here and time for a smoke and then I walk up the stairs and then I walk down the stairs and hey baby how you doing, you seen DeeDee and LaWanda and FIGHT NIGHT and I have no fucking idea what’s going on here and HEY LOOK MY BUDDY STEVE and sometimes I just wish the world would slow down.

 

Ringside seats rule! Who’s that lady? Steve, go ask. Oh snap, fight! Go that guy! Punch your foe! Punch him hard! Bite his butt! Hey there lady! Nice looking ass! Go fighting man! Punch punch punch! Pain is coming! Oh dear, gun! Everyone get down!

 

.backwards part this writing am I 

 

There seems to be something fucked up going on here. I should probably investigate. If I were to successfully apprehend the killer, that could really help me run for Mayor.

I have no fucking idea what’s going on right now. I’m so confused. Also, check out my fucking awesome leopard print jacket! Fucks yeah!

 

This boxer guy probably knows what the fuck is going on here. Let’s go ask him!

 

Postietoastie walks to the mailbox. His Netflixed copy of Snake Eyes has arrived. Postietoastie was inspired to watch this film again because of the inclusion of the phrase “There is the man whose life I want!” Postietoastie remembers seeing this movie in the theatre and thinking it sucked. Now he’s watching it again and wondering why on earth would inspire him to watch such a thing[1]. He doesn’t know because he’s wondering[2]. He’s confusing because he’s trying way, way, way too hard[3]. Postietoastie should stick to movies that make more sense. Oh, and I punched a hole in that wall and also arranged to throw that boxing fight. OK then!

 

Some shit is happening! Some shit is happening! Some shit is happening! Some shit is happening! Some shit is happening! Some shit is happening! Some shit is happening! Some happening is shit! Some shit is happening! Some shit is happening! Some shit is happening! Shit some is happening! Some shit is happening! Some is happening shit! Some shit is happening! Some shit is happening! Some shit is happening! Some shit is happening! Some shit is happening! Some happening shit is! Some shit is happening! Some shit is happening! Some shit is happening! Some shit is happening! Some shit is happening! Some shit is happening! Some shit is happening! Some shit is happening!

 

Bored! 

 

Hey it’s the end of the movie, just like that![4] I have no fucking idea what just happened here, but now I’m mayor! And I still have my leopard skin jacket! And leather pants! I’m glad it’s all good!

 

Hey it’s the end of the movie, just like that![5] I have no fucking idea what just happened here, but now I’m in jail! And my buddy is dead! And that lady wants some lovin’! I’m so confused!

 

Hey it’s the end of the movie, just like that![6] Seriously, why the fuck did I watch this? What was I hoping to achieve? And my brain hurts! I’m so sad!

 

Hey it’s the end of the movie, just like that![7] For some reason I watched this whole thing! If you read this whole thing, I owe you a fucking cookie! Awsome!

 

 

->postietoastie

 

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