Adventureland

Ah to be young and to be in love. Or something like that. You know, sac tags, makin’ out with the ladies and making poor decisions. Romantic embraces and beautiful emotional moments consisting of deep gazes into the eyes of the one they adore. But do not lose the one you love, even if she is carrying baggage, has issues or is also making poor decisions. Oh the drama of young love.   Fingers are pointed and excuses are made and life is hard and emotions are hard and crying is easy and life is hard still and then more bad decision making is easy and um…Well…I’ve been through that. And I wouldn’t pay to do it again. Would you? Honestly I think a lot of people ended up seeing this movie in hopes that our nerdy stud in disguise; Jesse Eisenberg suddenly becomes a vampire, which would at least provide the audience with some rational reason as to why Kristen Stewart is cheating on Edward Cullen!! Why Kristen? That morose undead hunk of a man loves you! Why cheat on him now?! Why why why?!? Next she’ll be dating a werewolf…oh wait… 

Melvin