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Adventureland
Ah to be young and to be in love. Or something like that. You know, sac tags, makin’ out with the ladies and making poor decisions. Romantic embraces and beautiful emotional moments consisting of deep gazes into the eyes of the one they adore. But do not lose the one you love, even if she is carrying baggage, has issues or is also making poor decisions. Oh the drama of young love. Fingers are pointed and excuses are made and life is hard and emotions are hard and crying is easy and life is hard still and then more bad decision making is easy aRead more
Bloodrayne
There's something fucked up going on in Transylvania, or where ever the fuck this movie takes place. Apparently, someone has been having a contest to see who can make the worst movie ever, so these dudes show up to look for vampires and have dirty sex. One of them is played by Michael Madsen, looking drunk enough to die. The other guy is played by some dude who won the Seann W.Read more
Rise: Blood Hunter
Twilght/New Moon (2009)
Let me start by admitting that I am embarrassed to say that I have seen both Twilight and New Moon in the theater. In both instances I went to the film by myself and in both instances I felt that embarrassment I just mentioned upon purchasing a ticket, opening the theater doors and especially upon walking into the theater. I understood upon walking into the theater that the ma