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Bloodrayne
There's something fucked up going on in Transylvania, or where ever the fuck this movie takes place. Apparently, someone has been having a contest to see who can make the worst movie ever, so these dudes show up to look for vampires and have dirty sex. One of them is played by Michael Madsen, looking drunk enough to die. The other guy is played by some dude who won the Seann W.Read more
Death Sentence (The Tale of Kevin Bacon)
Not only does Kevin Bacon get around as is proven by the infamous game “6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon” (a game, incidentally that he does not approve of), but so does his legend.
I mean seriously. You’d think people would have figured it out by now. You just don’t fuck with Mr.
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Titanic
1997 was a wonderful time in my life. The reasons for it being such a wonderful time are numerous and many of these reasons involve breasts. In fact, someday I might even write a memoir reflecting back on the entirety of those 365 days and the importance that they had not only to me, but to the world as well. So besides breasts and other monumental events that transpired, like a full moon resting against the starry night sky, one event clearly stands out amongst them all. That event: Titanic!
Let me tell you how thoro
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