evil machines take over the world

 Although the specifics seems to change from one film to the next, the general consensus seems to be that it is really only a matter of time before the machines rise up to take over the world, at which time we are deeply, deeply fucked. In preparation for this moment, and in order to attempt to better understand that which will soon be my master, I present a review of 9 written from the point of view of my toaster.Read more