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Mr. Postietoastie sure does like to use the word “meta”. He taught me what the word meant not too long ago. I thought it was some made up word being used to reference Magic: The Gathering in some fairly dorky way. Alas, my ignorance preceded me. What Mr.

1997 was a wonderful time in my life. The reasons for it being such a wonderful time are numerous and many of these reasons involve breasts. In fact, someday I might even write a memoir reflecting back on the entirety of those 365 days and the importance that they had not only to me, but to the world as well. So besides breasts and other monumental events that transpired, like a full moon resting against the starry night sky, one event clearly stands out amongst them all. That event: Titanic!

 

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