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Bloodrayne
There's something fucked up going on in Transylvania, or where ever the fuck this movie takes place. Apparently, someone has been having a contest to see who can make the worst movie ever, so these dudes show up to look for vampires and have dirty sex. One of them is played by Michael Madsen, looking drunk enough to die. The other guy is played by some dude who won the Seann W.Read more
Date Movie
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Rise: Blood Hunter
It's 90 seconds into Rise: Blood Hunter, and Lucy Liu is having lesbian sex with a prostitute.
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Twisted! (2004)
As some of y'all may know, Postietoastie is currently saddled with a fuckton of free time. Now, for people who were enterprising or ambitious, the concept of several weeks of time to do fuck all would be regarded as some sort of blessing.