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Although the specifics seems to change from one film to the next, the general consensus seems to be that it is really only a matter of time before the machines rise up to take over the world, at which time we are deeply, deeply fucked. In preparation for this moment, and in order to attempt to better understand that which will soon be my master, I present a review of 9 written from the point of view of my toaster.Read more
Gamer
Someone puts on some Marilyn Manson and it’s “some years from this exact moment” according to the title card and then OMG! WTF! there’s stuff blowing up and there’s people shooting and running and running and dying and shooting and bleeding and sneaking and sniping and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and there’s grenades aspolde and it’s loud and now I’m running and shooting and there’s a save point and my buddy aspolde and I’m running and shooting and bleeding and now my head asplode and OMG! WTF!Read more
Hellboy 2: The Golden Army
INT: King Balor's Throne Room - Night
A bunch of pasty white people dressed in leather bondage gear are chilling with the King, who is sitting on his throne drinking Patron from a pimp cup. Guillermo del Toro is currently standing behind a set of turntables on a raised platform in the back of the hall. He is wearing bondage pants, a black mesh top, and goggles, and is currently attempting a mash-up of Ministry's "Thieves" and "Mambo no. 5"
Prince Nuada enters.Read more
