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Death Sentence (The Tale of Kevin Bacon)

Not only does Kevin Bacon get around as is proven by the infamous game “6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon” (a game, incidentally that he does not approve of), but so does his legend.
 
I mean seriously. You’d think people would have figured it out by now. You just don’t fuck with Mr.
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Gamer

Someone puts on some Marilyn Manson and it’s “some years from this exact moment” according to the title card and then OMG! WTF! there’s stuff blowing up and there’s people shooting and running and running and dying and shooting and bleeding and sneaking and sniping and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and there’s grenades aspolde and it’s loud and now I’m running and shooting and there’s a save point and my buddy aspolde and I’m running and shooting and bleeding  and now my head asplode and OMG! WTF!Read more

Inglourious Basterds

Quentin Tarantino is back with another of his trademark auteur-fests with "Inglourious Basterds", a wonderful reimagining of World War II as seen through the eyes of...well, it's a Tarantino film, so through the eyes of a few dozen different people, experienced grossly out of order, set to a rousing neo-Western soundtrack.  Hijinx ensue.

Since I'm not sure Quentin himself fully understands the film, I'll opt to make note of some important plot-points:

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Law Abiding Citizen (2009)

 
One man. Mad as hell. Because somebody stole his….wife and daughter. Gerard Butler in Where’s My Justice? 
 
I tell ya what! Justice aint in Philly where he lives. Even if that’s where the Liberty Bell is housed, it aint where justice prevails. Oh no no no. After Gerard Butler’s wife and child are brutally murdered in front of him (
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Legion

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Rise: Blood Hunter

It's 90 seconds into Rise: Blood Hunter, and Lucy Liu is having lesbian sex with a prostitute.
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Sherlock Holmes (2009)


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The Postman

 
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Transporter 2

The Transporter 2 is the sweet, sweet middle installment of the theatrical tour de force (That’s French!) that is the Transporter franchise. It is the totally shitty sequel to the kind-of awesome The Transporter, and the lead-up to the not-quite-as-shitty (but still shitty!) Transporter 3. It is worth noting that the first two movies were directed by noted auteur (That’s also French!) Louis Leterrier (French as well! The trifecta!)Read more

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