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Bloodrayne
There's something fucked up going on in Transylvania, or where ever the fuck this movie takes place. Apparently, someone has been having a contest to see who can make the worst movie ever, so these dudes show up to look for vampires and have dirty sex. One of them is played by Michael Madsen, looking drunk enough to die. The other guy is played by some dude who won the Seann W.Read more
Rise: Blood Hunter
It's 90 seconds into Rise: Blood Hunter, and Lucy Liu is having lesbian sex with a prostitute.
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THE Final Destination
So Nikki texts me all like, “Let’s go see THE Final Destination suck in 3 dimensions,” and I’m all like, “Hey, let’s go get some nachos.” Read more
