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            I saw the trailer for Cop Out before some unmemorable movie. I remember the trailer though because it looked about as stupid as dumb is to stupid is dumb. I am a sucker for all things cinema…okay, most things cinema. I’ve still never seen The Notebook OR Gone With The Wind and I feel just fine about that thank you very much! In fact, if you want to continue down that path, there are plenty of movies that I have not seen and never ever plan to. Can you say Dear John? How ab

Death by flesh eating poisonous snakes! Snakes that also feed on bone. Snakes that multiply faster than a calculator. Snakes that have the ability to smash down doors. Snakes baby! Oh good God snakes! Now this is a plot worthy of a $30,000,000 budget. And that my friends is called sarcasm. This movie didn’t actually have such a budget. Surprisingly though it had a budget of $9,000,000. I’m not entirely sure how that happened. Was someone in the need to throw away 9 million? Is there some elaborate money laundering sca

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Let me start by admitting that I am embarrassed to say that I have seen both Twilight and New Moon in the theater. In both instances I went to the film by myself and in both instances I felt that embarrassment I just mentioned upon purchasing a ticket, opening the theater doors and especially upon walking into the theater. I understood upon walking into the theater that the ma

Mr. Postietoastie sure does like to use the word “meta”. He taught me what the word meant not too long ago. I thought it was some made up word being used to reference Magic: The Gathering in some fairly dorky way. Alas, my ignorance preceded me. What Mr.

 

One man. Mad as hell. Because somebody stole his….wife and daughter. Gerard Butler in Where’s My Justice? 

 

I tell ya what! Justice aint in Philly where he lives. Even if that’s where the Liberty Bell is housed, it aint where justice prevails. Oh no no no. After Gerard Butler’s wife and child are brutally murdered in front of him (